gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

IT’S OFFICIAL I LIKE A BOY ASDFGHJKL

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.
― Unknown (a knot in my throat now)
My only relief is to sleep. When I’m sleeping I’m not sad, I’m not angry, I’m not lonely, I’m nothing.
― Jillian Medoff (via onlinecounsellingcollege)